Very Hilarious : FBI shares his experience on a plane from Lagos to Calabar

Lol at God Abeg sir. Nigerian lawyer First Baba Isa popular known as FBI shares a very hilarious post about his experiences in a flight from Lagos to Calabar and its a must read. Read below and Tenk me letter




GOD ABEG, MAKE THIS PLANE NO CRASH.

I took the last flight from Abuja to Lagos yesterday night to be at the Federal High Court, Lagos, this morning, with another flight booked to Calabar today.

After court I went straight to the airport to catch my Calabar bound flight to be at the Federal High Court Calabar tomorrow morning. After a 40-minute delay, we boarded and took off. The captain announced that we will be cruising at an altitude of 26, 000 feet; I don't know much about these things but I wasn't comfortable with that altitude. I felt it was too low for a 1 hour flight. I mean we use to cruise this thing 35, 000 feet na. What's happening? Why is the pilot being stingy with feet like this? Does he want to go and cook soup with the remaining feet?

I no just answer am.

I felt the plane was flying one corner, one corner. I mean, I'm a regular flyer. I'm in the air almost every week, at times 3-4 times a week, I know how this thing dey feel. This one is not just feeling right.

To my right, this man is here reading newspaper. Can you imagine? Attitudes like this is why the CBN Governor says this country is going back to recession soon. You can't even join your brother and be afraid? How can we live as brothers and sisters in this country when we can't even share our fears? This country should divide abeg, let's go our different ways. Yes. I can't share a country with someone who is in a plane reading newspaper while I'm afraid. It's marginalisation.

10 minutes into the flight the pilot announced that he is taking us back to Lagos. That there is an indication he is seeing and he doesn't feel right about it. Feelings? Is it feelings this man is using to drive plane? Hay God, I have die! God abeg sir, make this plane no crash.

I looked right, brother has folded Newspaper and sitting down sorrowfully. No, read! I think you are forming Financial Secretary of Newspapers Readers Association? You think we that we are praying "Hail Mary, Full of Grace..." don't have sense.

Plane land na... For where. It took like forever for it to finally land back in Lagos. I don't know what wet my boxer small in front sef, I think its pure water someone was drinking beside me in the plane.

Glory to God we landed safely.

They brought a new plane and asked us to enter. Hmmmm, me that is already thinking night bus? I gather courage sha enter... I have never been so glad to land in Calabar.

In the end, safety is in the hands of God. All glory goes to Him. I thank God for a safe flight.

- First Baba Isa (FBI)